How to Pray – Today’s Special Offer

I thought you might like to know that you can pick up a Soaking Prayer Kit for $60. Obviously without this you’re missing out on something vital and you won’t get what you deserve^TM - see earlier post. And you get some sort of gold seal too.

Alternatively just pick up a Bible.

“…when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.” Matthew 6:5-13

Is it me, or does this look a bit too much like this for comfort?

Yet another ‘Ministry’ that wants your cash.

Here’s a message for TACF. If you have some information that you REALLY believe is so vital for Christian living, why not give it for free? Surely you believe that God will cover your costs. You do believe that, don’t you?